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Massive Meat Market Mayhem!

May 4, 2009

Hey everyone! I just wanted to let you know that I am still alive! …buried alive might be a more appropriate statement at the moment, though. We had a huge sale at the Meat Market last week, and it went really well! Thanks to everyone who decided to buy something (or who were coerced into [...]

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Last Call! Bring out your dead!

April 30, 2009

Sweet Jesus, you people have been brutal and unrelenting! How could you do this to me?! I put things on sale for 33.333% off in the Meat Market, and all of a sudden you come out of the woodwork like a pack of vultures feasting on the remains of a failed summer camp in the [...]

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33.3333333%!? WHY?

April 29, 2009

You might not realize it, but a lot of thought went into organizing this 33.3333% off sale we’re having at the Meat Market until Thursday. Why did we settle on 33.333% off? WELL. First of all, I researched sale prices, phases of the moon, and the number of pundits I would have to sacrifice to [...]

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Man with a Plan

April 28, 2009

Yeah, I know. You guys aren’t stupid. You already know what I’m going to say. Money is tight. That’s an understatement. I’m not complaining — I’m doing what I LOVE, what tons of people would give their left testicle to do, and I impress myself on a daily basis with the stuff I’m capable of [...]

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