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Happy Valentine’s Day!

February 14, 2009

Hope you’re all enjoying some romantic shenanigans, love-related hijinks, or some well-earned bitter cynicism today! Valentine’s Day is upon us once again, like some eldritch venereal disease. Speaking of which, be careful how you celebrate! Remember readers: a bite isn’t the only way to get turned into a mindless zombie. So, if you’ve got an [...]

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Valentine’s Day is Coming!

January 18, 2009

That’s right, folks, Valentine’s Day is coming! …and if you treat your special someone right, you might just do the same! Maybe your lover likes flowers and chocolates, and movies about posh businessmen who buy hookers expensive jewelry. If that’s the case, you should probably be moving along now. Go find something costly and shiny, [...]

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Fuck Herbie – Here’s a REAL Love Bug!

January 6, 2009

I’m working on a set of Valentine’s Day cards for release later this month, and I thought I’d give you a preview of one of the unsettling pictures that’ll be on them! You have been warned.

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All I Want for Christmas is my SA-NI-TY

September 9, 2008

In the depths of sunken R’lyeh, dead Cthulhu lies dreaming. He dreams of a day, not long from now, when the stars will finally be right. On that day, he will rise from his watery tomb, slough off the sleep of the ages…. ….And appear in his very own holiday greeting card! That’s right, bitches! [...]

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