February 14, 2009
Hope you’re all enjoying some romantic shenanigans, love-related hijinks, or some well-earned bitter cynicism today! Valentine’s Day is upon us once again, like some eldritch venereal disease. Speaking of which, be careful how you celebrate! Remember readers: a bite isn’t the only way to get turned into a mindless zombie. So, if you’ve got an [...]
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January 18, 2009
That’s right, folks, Valentine’s Day is coming! …and if you treat your special someone right, you might just do the same! Maybe your lover likes flowers and chocolates, and movies about posh businessmen who buy hookers expensive jewelry. If that’s the case, you should probably be moving along now. Go find something costly and shiny, [...]
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