January 28, 2009
Dear Subconscious Mind, I have been listening to a song recently. In the song, the vocalist uses the word “Mystification.” This is a neat word, and appropriate to the meaning of the song. I do not appreciate your repeated insertion of the phrase “Miss Defecation” every time I hear it. Please stop it. You are [...]
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October 28, 2008
Oh, hello there! I didn’t hear you come in! Make yourself comfortable. “Where do I get my inspiration?” A lot of folks ask me that, and the answer is really quite simple! Ritual sacrifice to dark, ancient, and hungry gods! I receive their horrible visions! …then I scrawl down as much as I can before [...]
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