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New Lime-Flavored Armageddon!

March 3, 2009

For those of you who thought the only color to wear after the fall of man was black-and-tentacles, we’ve got news for you! Our new green Cephalopocalypse shirt is practically radioactive, so it should fit right into the new post-Apocalypse landscape! I was wondering what to do with a couple of green shirts that were [...]

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Tasty Flesh T-Shirts!

February 21, 2009

Finally, we’ve got an official uniform for the Tasty Flesh army! Our friends over at Aardvark Screenprinting have gotten us a great deal on having these beauties printed, so that all of us can wear our love of zombie-killing strippers on our sleeve, as it were. We’re accepting preorders for them over at the Meat [...]

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Valentine’s Day is Coming!

January 18, 2009

That’s right, folks, Valentine’s Day is coming! …and if you treat your special someone right, you might just do the same! Maybe your lover likes flowers and chocolates, and movies about posh businessmen who buy hookers expensive jewelry. If that’s the case, you should probably be moving along now. Go find something costly and shiny, [...]

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Swiss Army Octopus & Soylent Green Shirts!

December 12, 2008

Here’s a good look at the new shirts in their physical manifestations! Note: The Swiss Army Octopus shirt is only available with two sleeves. Four-armed freaks need not apply! We went with a darker color scheme for the Soylent Green shirt because, let’s face it, it’s a dark idea! Hope that gives you a better [...]

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