New Grenade!

by Martin Whitmore on April 1, 2010 · 7 comments

(Note: This entry was posted as an April Fool’s Day joke – I didn’t actually paint this grenade! Just Photoshopped it. (^_^) Thanks for the votes of confidence, though! Mwahaha!)

Alright, folks… you may have noticed it’s been a couple weeks since I released a new art grenade, and this sweet baby is the reason:

Sistine Grenade

Sistine Grenade 2

As you can imagine, this has taken up all of my time between then and now. I’ve been spending sleepless nights hunched over my painting table, studying Michaelangelo’s masterpiece so that I could recreate it in painstaking detail… on a mother-fucking grenade!!! So if you’re interested in making this piece of timeless weaponry yours for the keeping, you can get your filthy Philistine hands on it right here! You can also find the rest of the grenades I’ve got for sale here!

Category: Incoherent Babbling7 Comments  
  • http://freakrevolution.com kyeli

    Holy shitballs that is utterly amazingly gorgeous! Wow, Marty!

  • http://freakrevolution.com kyeli

    Oh. Heh. I did wonder; it's not your usual style. (;

  • http://martinwhitmore.com/ Martin Whitmore

    Heehee! Don't feel bad – you're not the only one I got. (^_^) …but I had this idea because I actually *do* want to paint a Sistine Chapel “Creation of Adam” scene onto a grenade. It would probably be in a much more cartoony style, though. Heh! Hopefully if I ever do, people will believe it's actually real!

  • http://rawfoodswitch.com Nathalie Lussier

    Now see, I didn't even know you sold your artful grenades. So to me the whole thing could have been a big April Fools. :P

    I like shady stuff like this. Please proceed.

  • http://www.dropofchange.com CarlNelson

    Incredibly impressive Martin!

  • me

    Ahh the holy hand grenade of Antioch

  • Ashkeheron

    Holy shit dude, that's fucking awesome!

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