We all know the Apocalypse is coming. Whether it’s zombies, mutant cannibals, alien invaders, reawakened dragons, or simply roving bands of leather-clad nuclear holocaust survivors, we all know the most important question for the End of Days:
What are you wearing?
As a connoisseur of all-things-Armageddon, I decided it was time to take my rightful place as your new arms dealer/guerrilla-fashion plate. Everyone knows that nothing says “badass” like a bandolier of hand grenades. …but what can you do to set yourself apart from the unwashed masses of grizzled post-nuke heroes? How about hand painted grenades?
That’s right, folks: I’m making one-of-a-kind, painstakingly-painted objets d’carnage! Now you can adorn yourself with designer destruction, ready to take on any undead cannibal monstrosities that the Book of Revelations throws at you!
Each of these ballistic beauties begins life as an honest-to-god military surplus hand grenade. Nothing fake or plastic here… just a big chunk of heavy, angry metal. Due to government regulation (and the loss of my last two studio assistants), these babies have been deactivated. I’ve pulled the pins out of most of them myself, and still have all ten fingers & my eyebrows to prove that they’re safe. …unless you actually throw one at someone, in which case you could probably cause some serious head trauma.
Choose the one that best matches your Mad Max finery, or pick the one that speaks to your cold, blackened heart – you can’t go wrong. Each grenade is a unique, hand-painted piece of art. No copies, no prints, and when they’re gone… they’re gone. I may paint a few versions of an idea, but each one will be different – just the nature of the process. I’ll be adding new pieces to the collection to replace what gets sold, and just to entertain my bizarre tastes. In the meantime, feast your eyes on these beauties!
You can find them all here! Because, really… one can never have too many pretty explosives.