It’s that time of year again — we’ll be gorging ourselves on the flesh of our enemies (remember the Great Turkey War!), and starting the hunt for holiday gifts. And so I am doing my part by keeping you entertained and away from the angry throng of consumers over the holiday. How am I doing this, you ask?
Why, more Live Nude Drawing, of course!
Marty Cam: Live Nude Drawing Broadcasts:
- TOMORROW, Tuesday, Nov. 24 from 6-10pm, CST
- BLACK FRIDAY, Nov. 27 from 12-4pm, CST
Same shtick as before: $5 card doodles, $35 matted 5×7″ commissions with color, and — because we’re feeling fat and sassy — $60 for two matted 5×7s. Nice, huh? Now THERE’S a shopping option. Forget freaking Black Friday. Just stay in your living room and watch me draw. (~_O)
Changing locations, of course, comes with its own set of technical difficulties. Just to get the internet connection working, I had to engage in mortal combat with a squadron of Time Warner Cable ninja assassins.
YES.
Having left my chainsaw in Austin — you didn’t think I’d put it in my checked luggage, did you? — I had to dispatch them all with a broken lawn chair. (Southwest let me take that through carry-on.)
Even better, the iSight required a cornea transplant before it would work again after the flight. But thankfully, defeated ninja assassins ship with their very own spare corneas. Surgery went smoothly.
My new camera armature is a grisly creation of bone and sinew, harvested from my attackers, dangling above my drawing pad by its (very long) optic nerve. (Megan says: EW.)
So for those lucky souls who will be joining us on Ustream later tonight… forgive me if a little blood drips down onto the illustrations. I promise to just work it into the final product!
They’ll all likely look something like these…
