[Edit: Home stretch, baby! We're leaving it for tonight. At least we got rid of all the peaceful imagery... ;} Let us know if you encounter any bugs in the meantime, okay?]
This is the last time you will EVER see soothing tree and beach and hot air balloon photographs on Marty’s website. (And cocoa. I’m pretty sure there’s cocoa.)
But for now, you’re seeing them because the glorious Rachael E. C. Acklin (otherwise known as @caffeinatedelf) is saving our asses from evil spammy stupidheads who hacked into Marty’s site and attempted to use it for their nefarious purposes.
Little did they know, Marty is doing more damage with a completely safe-to-browse website than they could ever do with their botox links and poker spam and advertisements for various breeds of purebred puppies.
(I can’t really have seen that. But I’m not going back to check.)
Anyway.
It will all be over soon. At least now, you can browse the site if you don’t mind out-of-the-box Thesis, our brilliant theme-dash-framework-of-choice. Rachael will have us back on our feet in no time. Meanwhile, you should go hire her to do something. Because that’s sure what I’M going to do more of.
