Because Drinking is for Pussies

by Martin Whitmore on July 16, 2009 · 10 comments

….what, you thought I meant “drinking alcohol?” You were mistaken.

http://dmentd.com/ DmentD

Frankly, I think any orifice is for panty-waists. I press it against my skin and force it in through my pores!
bzarcher

It's the concussion that refreshes!
Green

Marty, I think you have a drinking problem.
http://myspace.com/theglaine The Glaine

This is my favorite over everything you have done thus far.
Rain

Does drinking like that give you the power to stab pens through tables?
http://martinwhitmore.com/ Martin Whitmore

Yes, and the name of the superpower is “adrenaline rush caused by severe bodily injury.” (O_~)
cjhaacke

For lightweights!

I set the bottle across the room, and start concentrating.
http://thatideablueprintgirl.com/ Megan M.

ROFL!
cjhaacke

For lightweights!

I set the bottle across the room, and start concentrating.

Mind, burping gets…odd…
http://ideaschema.org/ Megan M.

ROFL!