From the monthly archives:

April 2009

Last Call! Bring out your dead!

April 30, 2009

Sweet Jesus, you people have been brutal and unrelenting! How could you do this to me?! I put things on sale for 33.333% off in the Meat Market, and all of a sudden you come out of the woodwork like a pack of vultures feasting on the remains of a failed summer camp [...]

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33.3333333%!? WHY?

April 29, 2009

You might not realize it, but a lot of thought went into organizing this 33.3333% off sale we’re having at the Meat Market until Thursday.
Why did we settle on 33.333% off?
WELL. First of all, I researched sale prices, phases of the moon, and the number of pundits I would have to sacrifice to [...]

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Man with a Plan

April 28, 2009

Yeah, I know. You guys aren’t stupid. You already know what I’m going to say. Money is tight. That’s an understatement. I’m not complaining — I’m doing what I LOVE, what tons of people would give their left testicle to do, and I impress myself on a daily basis with the stuff [...]

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The Greatest Sale on Earth…

April 27, 2009

…Or any of the better Non-Euclidean tangent dimensions intersecting our own!
QUICK & DIRTY: Click here to go to the Meat Market and add items to your cart, then use the code DISCOUNTMEAT when you check out — instant 33.3333333% off! If you want to purchase something not in the store (like Marty’s illustration / [...]

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JOOOIIIIIN USSSSSSS!

April 26, 2009

Could someone cue the ominous lightning and thunder? Ah, excellent. That’s much better.
Something…. is coming.
I can’t tell you what, exactly, because I’m afraid your minds are not yet capable of withstanding such a blast to the sanity which holds them tentatively together in their current configuration… In layman’s terms, I’m afraid your brains [...]

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