Happy Valentine’s Day!

by Martin Whitmore on February 14, 2009 · 4 comments

Hope you’re all enjoying some romantic shenanigans, love-related hijinks, or some well-earned bitter cynicism today! Valentine’s Day is upon us once again, like some eldritch venereal disease. Speaking of which, be careful how you celebrate! Remember readers: a bite isn’t the only way to get turned into a mindless zombie. So, if you’ve got an undead love slave chained up in the basement, use protection! ….and one of those Hannibal Lecter masks probably isn’t a bad idea, either.

I wanted to say thanks to everyone who showed me a little love this month by buying their loved ones my twisted, creepy Grisly Greetings valentines! It’s great to be able to send out a bunch of packs of cards, and know that somewhere an unsuspecting lover is getting surprised with a Valentine’s Zombie. If any of you out there got an entertaining response to one of these cards, leave me a comment and let me know!

One more time, here’s my Valentine to you, and my wishes for a happy (and sexy/lovely/grisly) Valentine’s Day, everyone!

Valentines for Villains

Category: Incoherent Babbling4 Comments  
  • http://worldmegan.net/ Megan M.

    Are you saying that zombies are an STD!?

  • http://www.martinwhitmore.com/ Martin Whitmore

    I’m saying you could probably catch it in much the same way! Y’know…. if you were willing to bone the undead. There’s fluid transfer there!

  • Nick

    I loved your valentine cards. =D It feels oh so good to get people feeling dirty for this holiday. :>

  • http://www.martinwhitmore.com/ Martin Whitmore

    Awesome! Thanks, Nick, I’m glad you enjoyed them!

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