Hope you’re all enjoying some romantic shenanigans, love-related hijinks, or some well-earned bitter cynicism today! Valentine’s Day is upon us once again, like some eldritch venereal disease. Speaking of which, be careful how you celebrate! Remember readers: a bite isn’t the only way to get turned into a mindless zombie. So, if you’ve got an undead love slave chained up in the basement, use protection! ….and one of those Hannibal Lecter masks probably isn’t a bad idea, either.
I wanted to say thanks to everyone who showed me a little love this month by buying their loved ones my twisted, creepy Grisly Greetings valentines! It’s great to be able to send out a bunch of packs of cards, and know that somewhere an unsuspecting lover is getting surprised with a Valentine’s Zombie. If any of you out there got an entertaining response to one of these cards, leave me a comment and let me know!
One more time, here’s my Valentine to you, and my wishes for a happy (and sexy/lovely/grisly) Valentine’s Day, everyone!
