From the monthly archives:

January 2009

Mini-Marty

January 31, 2009

I recently found out that my favorite miniature company (I paint miniatures for D&D and tabletop RPG’s) is running a contest on their boards to sculpt one of the forum members as a zombie hunter as a 28mm miniature. ….after I changed my pants and cleaned up the piddle I made in the corner, [...]

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Caution! Zombies Ahead!!!

January 29, 2009

On Monday, someone hacked into two road hazard signs in Austin and reprogrammed them to display messages like “Zombies Ahead,” “Caution! Zombies! Ahead!!!,” and “Zombies in Area! RUN.” You can read more about it in this article in the Austin Statesman. Many people have been asking if I was the one who hacked [...]

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A Letter to my Subconscious

January 28, 2009

Dear Subconscious Mind,
I have been listening to a song recently. In the song, the vocalist uses the word “Mystification.” This is a neat word, and appropriate to the meaning of the song. I do not appreciate your repeated insertion of the phrase “Miss Defecation” every time I hear it. Please stop [...]

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Sometimes I make lists.

January 22, 2009

…and I put things like this on my lists. Because otherwise, they’d be boring. I’m also the guy who doodled all sorts of random drawings in the margins of his notes in high school and college. Wonder where I left those notebooks?….

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Valentine’s Day is Coming!

January 18, 2009

That’s right, folks, Valentine’s Day is coming! …and if you treat your special someone right, you might just do the same! Maybe your lover likes flowers and chocolates, and movies about posh businessmen who buy hookers expensive jewelry. If that’s the case, you should probably be moving along now. Go find [...]

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