I have been dying to get a run of these Swiss Army Octopus shirts made ever since I first scribbled the angry little bastard onto paper. Through hard work, perseverance, and the sacrifice of one of my own eyes (don’t worry, mine grow back.), we have finally succeeded in securing ourselves the shirts! They are currently in production, and they’ll look a little something like this:

So now, what I need to know is: Who wants one???
We’re taking preorders for the shirts, so we can try to get the right sizes for everyone who’d like to buy one. If you preorder, you get the shirt for $20 (including shipping) instead of the $25 (including shipping) that we’ll be charging after we get our first batch in. The benefit to us for people preordering, is that we can defray some of the setup costs from the beginning.
So if you’re seriously interested in getting one of these, even if you can’t preorder one right now, please let me know!
[Edit from Megan: Holy cow, thank you to the people who pre-ordered, gave us a heads up that they want to order and everyone who told their friends and retweeted! You guys are awesome! An IMPORTANT note: If you pre-order or ask us to hold a shirt for you tonight before 11pm CST, we can guarantee it's in your hands before Christmas -- after that, we don't know what our turnaround will be because of the holidays. (Remember, though, that you can order Cephalopocalypse shirts and almost everything else in the store all the way up to Dec. 5th, and we'll make absolutely sure it gets to you in time!)]