Most of the time, Megan‘s smoothies are awesome. Every once in a while, however, she creates something alien and altogether too…. gelatinous for human consumption. Either that, or a combination of blueberries and spinach forms some sort of, um, dimensional lubricant, allowing other planes’ unsavory characters to slide through.
“Greetings, fellow sentient being! Your eclectic mix of ingredients has allowed me entrance into your plane of existence! I am Lord Nortplorkzisoiddd! I have come to bestow a great… What is that tube? Waaaughh!! What are.. you… doing?! AAAAIIIEEEEEEE!! WHY?! WHY, GOD, WHY?!”
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