…and no, we’re not talking about ways to make lungs and kidneys into delicious smoked sausages.
Hello everyone, and welcome to the First Annual Marty Interactive Telethon! …where we raise money to support our friendly neighborhood artist by grinding the organ and making him dance like a monkey!
We’re trying to raise awareness (and donations!) for Community Commission No. 2! Your friendly neighborhood Marty benefits directly from donations made to the project, and SO DO YOU! If you make a donation that helps us hit our second goal, you double your pleasure with a matched set of illustrations! So, there’s your first incentive.
Need more?!?
HERE! I’ve got more for you right here!!! Marty’s gonna dance like a monkey for your amusement. For every donation made to the project up until October 12th (11:59pm), I’m gonna do a quickie sketch and post it up to the site! Then, when the project’s finished, everyone who contributed during that time period will be given one of the original signed paper doodles with the rest of their swag. YES — that means that everyone who’s already made a donation will get a doodle, too. If you are noticing the possibility of free prizes piling up for folks who buy in early, you’re not hallucinating (and there’s more to come).
So, to recap: Not only do you get creative input into a collaborative illustration project, prints of the results, and Marty Money…. you get a hand drawn doodle by the artist, too! Here are some previous doodles, so you get an idea of what’s in store:
What else can I do to make you feel better about contributing to the project? I will do whatever it takes to hit that $700 goal so I can do a matched set for my supporters! You want me to dance like a monkey? DONE. You want me to make extra updates to Tasty Flesh? DONE. You want me to dance in the Alligator Pen at the zoo wearing a porkchop codpiece? DONE. You want me to try to wake your cousin from a 5-year coma with oral sex? ….well, let’s wait and see if everything else works out, okay?
