Buying Cheerleaders on the Black Market

by Martin Whitmore on October 18, 2008

We are down to the final stretch of our Community Commission No. 2 donation drive! Four days left and we’re only fifty dollars shy of our double-commission goal! I knew we would do this thing, but it’s hard to believe how exhilarating it is to actually make it happen. Megan and I have been at once impressed and humbled by your support and encouragement, and you can believe that this matched set of gorgeous full-color illustrations is going to knock your socks off.

One more donation — that’s all we need.

Getting a matched set of illustrations for the same donation you would have made for one — that’s like buying a black-market cheerleader, cutting her in half, and having each half grow back into a whole
cheerleader! How can you beat that?! Imagine the possibilities!

For those of you who still need to turn in your input — the clock is ticking. We are going to wrap this thing up any day now! You people are amazing!

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