My God… It’s FULL of TENTACLES…

by Martin Whitmore on May 10, 2008 · View Comments

ClashTitansI continue working on the group commission piece, and it is quickly becoming apparent that I have completely lost my mind. This drawing has taken on a life of its own, and terrible themes are emerging. (O_O) The darkness is scratching at the backs of my eyeballs, and I am about to begin work on the foreground of the image. The foreskin will have to wait until later. I will get to that.

I am perfectly happy to draw this commission any damn way I please. However, I would like to remind some of you who donated that you are not properly abusing your privileges by berating me constantly and undermining my sense of self-worth. I have not been abused nearly enough since this project began. Do you know how many times I’ve cried while working on it? None. By now I expected to be a broken shell of a man, living only to draw a picture under the leering eye of the unwashed masses; but my dignity remains intact. I hold my head up high. While I appreciate the feedback I’ve gotten via e-mail, and from those of you who’ve seen the drawing in person, I demand more abuse. Thank you sir, may I have another?!

Hurts so good.

Category: Evil ProjectsView Comments  
  • That was kind of sexy, which means there's something REALLY wrong with me.
  • JMAS
    How is it possible that you are still not done with our commission? *Begins pacing while slapping gloves against palm* Mein herr, I think you have not been given sufficient...motivation. *Backhands the artist after slipping into the gloves* You will live for art! *Slaps him again, this time to the floor* You will live for THIS art! *Punctuated with a kick* Now, go draw tentacles or I swear, next time I'll consider your hands fair game and make you draw with your mouth!
  • James
    I'd abuse you if I could find something worth abusing. I'm loving it so far.
  • Well, for one thing... you're obviously not working fast enough. Ya! ::snaps whip:: ;}

    Also, I want to make a joke about the Hindu Plumbing God's shower head and the steampunk Cthulhu participating in some kind of wet t-shirt contest... but it seems like a stretch. Although, couldn't HPG turn that thing on and rust Cthluhu out?? Er, what does silver do when it gets wet? Turn him green??? Weeeeird.
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