From the monthly archives:

February 2006

Pizza Delivery Men – Pornography’s Unsung Heroes

February 23, 2006

Hey, folks. I just wanted to let everyone know that I updated the “Illustration” and “Pinups” galleries with a few cool new images. So, go check out the pages to see the latest additions. …but don’t look in the broom closet on your way there. That’s where I’ve been storing the [...]

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I’m picturing you naked

February 9, 2006

At last, the day we’ve all been waiting for has arrived! The site is going live! I’m as excited as Godzilla in rush hour Tokyo traffic. From here on out, we’re flying by the seat of our pants. The whole world is watching, and I’m on stage in my underwear. [...]

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The Internet is a Sarlacc Pit

February 7, 2006

Well, it appears that the internet opened up like a gaping, toothy maw and swallowed every caption I wrote for every image on this god-forsaken site. They were funny, too. Test audiences laughed so hard that their insides ruptured and they spurted blood. It was intense. Hmm. Now that I [...]

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