From the yearly archives:

2006

Pizza Delivery Men – Pornography’s Unsung Heroes

February 23, 2006

Hey, folks. I just wanted to let everyone know that I updated the “Illustration” and “Pinups” galleries with a few cool new images. So, go check out the pages to see the latest additions. …but don’t look in the broom closet on your way there. That’s where I’ve been storing the [...]

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I’m picturing you naked

February 9, 2006

At last, the day we’ve all been waiting for has arrived! The site is going live! I’m as excited as Godzilla in rush hour Tokyo traffic. From here on out, we’re flying by the seat of our pants. The whole world is watching, and I’m on stage in my underwear. [...]

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The Internet is a Sarlacc Pit

February 7, 2006

Well, it appears that the internet opened up like a gaping, toothy maw and swallowed every caption I wrote for every image on this god-forsaken site. They were funny, too. Test audiences laughed so hard that their insides ruptured and they spurted blood. It was intense. Hmm. Now that I [...]

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Blogging ’til my Eyes Bleed

January 31, 2006

I think Safari likes my site a lot better than Firefox does. …but that’s only temporary. I plan on takin’ Firefox out and wining and dining her. Treat her like a real lady. I just hope Safari doesn’t go to the same restaurant that night. Things could get awkward. [...]

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Girl Scouts: The Other White Meat

January 18, 2006

The early portion of today was spent making more thumbnails and finding more images to post.
At this rate, it looks like we’ll be going live before the animations are up, but we should have them available shortly after the launch. So far, everything is shaping up nicely. Looks like sacrificing all those tourists [...]

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