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Mario’s Bad Trip

by Martin Whitmore on March 4, 2010 · Comments

It's-a-me! Pyramid Head!

Another drawing in the vein of “what if Mario could get extra-fucked-up Power-Ups?” This one: Pyramid Head Mario! I don’t even want to think about what this Mario does when he finds the Princess….

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Who Needs a MUSHROOM?

by Martin Whitmore on February 23, 2010 · Comments

Chainsaw Mario

A birthday card I drew for my friend Chance, who also happens to love Mario Bros. Can you imagine Mario jumping up, hitting a “?” block, and a hockey mask popping out? I think I would piss myself and spend the rest of the day slicing koopas in half. Mwahahaha!

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Iron Artist: 3 Years in a Row!

February 6, 2010

So, AggieCon is this weekend, and as you all know that means one thing: the Iron Artist competition!
Now, the theme of the competition this year was “Zombies: They Fight Crime!” …I started on a half-baked attempt at a zombie taking a “bite out of crime” by ripping out some random hooligan’s jugular, but that [...]

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Aggiecon for the Weekend!

February 6, 2010

Update: Check out Qik.com/martinwhitmore from 2pm CT for the next hour or so — as long as there’s wifi, we’ll be broadcasting bits of the Iron Artist competition. (Marty won last year, and the year before that. Think he can hold up his title?) Keep an eye on @MartinWhitmore on Twitter and we’ll keep you [...]

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Bacon+Chocolate? Who knew?!

January 21, 2010

Cue Clip: “Jizz in my Pants” by The Lonely Island
So, this is the “dirty” version of an illustration I cleaned up for Megan’s fantastic Idea Catalyst Kit, and I wanted to share it with you! It illustrates the first time I tried a bacon chocolate bar, which might end up being one of the [...]

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